Score: 10

"Simply put..."

submission: num1000 512kb cache mix

date: July 30, 2007

This is still one of the best movies on NG. It really does have that magical element that makes it timeless in my eyes. Obviously no one watches old flashes anymore, but for those who do watch this make sure you share it with your friends :)

Score: 2

"Really lacking"

submission: Final Fantasy Noobs Tease

date: July 1, 2007

Where to start?

The graphics were dreadful. The same could be said of the animations as well
The style was non-existent. The movie consisted of poorly drawn fighters doing rather unoriginal moves.
The sound was directly ripped from Final Fantasy Nine if im not mistaken, cant go wrong there.
The Violence was tame, nuff said.
The Int. and Humour were also non existent.

This movie probably shouldnt have passed judgement, but now that it has, I hope you have enough will power to significantly better yourself as an artist and creative entity.

So before you submit your next movie, take the time to get much better at drawing and animating, and feel free to come up with your own idea. Watching any form of FF character doing battle with ANYTHING is about as interesting as watching paint dry.

Keep working hard, and I'm sure you'll do just fine. The fact that you finished a flash and got it through the portal should be enough to show you that you aren't a complete screw up. Run with it.

Score: 7

"Very good!"

submission: Sexual Cannibalism & You

date: April 29, 2007

I was also surprised to see how well this was done. Obviously the music and graphics were a bit lackluster, but it was very funny and remarkably informative. Keep up the good work!

Score: 8

"Epic"

submission: Fulp Friction

date: December 5, 2006

I'm glad Tom laughed at this tribute to him. It just shows how cool both of you are and how intimate the relationship is between you. Life is too short to let lame things like being straight get in the way of casual male encounters. The rhymes were a little off, but the creativity made up for it.

Score: 10

"This made me feel uneasy, queasy"

submission: Dick Clubbin'

date: December 5, 2006

But in a very erotic way, 2k5 representing. Probably my favorite blacktastic song of all time. The lyrics are tight (like your arse) and it just makes me want to yank-off a guy!

Score: 10

"Inspirational"

submission: 6 in a Row

date: December 5, 2006

I have never been more inspired to rap about being gay and loving it. Combining hip-hop with sexuality other than hetero is simply inspired. Even though youre not the best singer, it doesnt matter, because being this creative and having the big-ones to pull it off is an epic accompishment. Cheers.