Score: 10

"Simply put..."

submission: num1000 512kb cache mix

date: July 30, 2007

This is still one of the best movies on NG. It really does have that magical element that makes it timeless in my eyes. Obviously no one watches old flashes anymore, but for those who do watch this make sure you share it with your friends :)

Score: 2

"Really lacking"

submission: Final Fantasy Noobs Tease

date: July 1, 2007

Where to start?

The graphics were dreadful. The same could be said of the animations as well
The style was non-existent. The movie consisted of poorly drawn fighters doing rather unoriginal moves.
The sound was directly ripped from Final Fantasy Nine if im not mistaken, cant go wrong there.
The Violence was tame, nuff said.
The Int. and Humour were also non existent.

This movie probably shouldnt have passed judgement, but now that it has, I hope you have enough will power to significantly better yourself as an artist and creative entity.

So before you submit your next movie, take the time to get much better at drawing and animating, and feel free to come up with your own idea. Watching any form of FF character doing battle with ANYTHING is about as interesting as watching paint dry.

Keep working hard, and I'm sure you'll do just fine. The fact that you finished a flash and got it through the portal should be enough to show you that you aren't a complete screw up. Run with it.

Score: 7

"Very good!"

submission: Sexual Cannibalism & You

date: April 29, 2007

I was also surprised to see how well this was done. Obviously the music and graphics were a bit lackluster, but it was very funny and remarkably informative. Keep up the good work!

Score: 10

"absolutely awesome"

submission: SlashClassicSE: SES1

date: April 29, 2007

sentio's and snerd's parts were absolutely priceless. I dont actually laugh at much of the stuff on newgrounds, but slashfirestorm classics always deliver. The sound and style are off the charts, keep it up.

Score: 10

"i say without reservation"

submission: SlashClassicSE: FSM

date: April 14, 2007

this is the best flash, i have ever seen.
The imagery was so disgustingly vivid that i couldnt help but continue to listen. The best part was the rubbing on the garbage, concrete and banana peel part, god it was so gross. I wonder what is worse though, the fact that you made this flash or the fact that i listened to it the whole way through. either way, it was swell, keep it up.

Score: 7

"Great movie"

submission: Animator vs. Animation II

date: April 9, 2007

But not nearly deserving of the top spot on NG. The graphics are not that good for the most part. Obviously this movie consists solely on your style and creativity, which are seriously over-hyped in comparison to how the video is scored. I'm not saying it's not a good video per se, more so that most of the stuff on NG doesn't hold a candle to this mainly because NG has so few quality flashes. I would hope that you leave this as the last flash in the series, because I don't see it going any further than it's already gone.

Score: 8

"Very unique"

submission: Tom Fulp: Ace Attorney

date: March 15, 2007

it was overall a very good flash. I was surprised to see how well executed it was to be quite honest. The graphics were true to the game, the style was impeccable as well as the sound. The humour was a extremely dated, and most of the people wont even know why its funny, but this definately earned a 5 from me.

Score: 1

"not very funny for standup"

submission: Michael's Stand-Up 4

date: March 12, 2007

In fact, your material seems to only get worse. Its ironic that Michael plays to an empty crowd, because this is actually fairly representative of what would happen in the aftermath of people attending the show. After about 3 and a half seconds they would vacate the premisis due to the overall poorness of the jokes.

The graphics were fine and the sound quality was good, but this flash is about jokes, if it has garbage jokes, it shouldnt pass, simple as that. Why the other ones have passed is beyond me, but until you actually get some funny material i would implore you to stop submitting to newgrounds.

Perhaps you should take the fact that the graphics and sound synching are good and apply yourself elsewhere, because comedy is simply not your forte.

Score: 10

"Brilliant!"

submission: Wade Performs: deletion

date: February 21, 2007

I would post a review but NG has been deleted :(
Kidding! Please keep this up, its really the only reason i come to NG anymore.
Hilarious graphics and story. Sound could have been better (not like i care kek)
overall, another masterpiece!
Please dont ever leave NG, it would be so bland and timid without you :(
I sent Adam-ant two flash ideas, but he hasnt replied to me, tell him to get on it!

Score: 10

"Review Crew pick for the second week in a row!"

submission: Wade Performs: wife

date: February 21, 2007

I dont care if its making fun of wade tom, lil jim or whoever, this is a genius flash and deserves to be in the portal. What happened to a NG that used to be offensive and risque? Thats what the site was built on! This flash just picks up where seal clubbing and justin timberlake assasinations left off.
Great animation, Wicked song, hilarious, what more could we ask for?